When I got the call that my estranged grandfather had passed away and left me his trailer and a plot of land, I was just excited to own a little property and save some money by not having to pay rent。
Then I found a strange cave in my backyard。 It wasn’t a sinkhole, or a bunker, or a mineshaft…
It was a dungeon。 Full of crazy caverns, unbelievable monsters, and sexy, fantastical women in distress。
Oh, and loot。 Lots and lots of loot that was just ripe for the taking。
So, what am I going to do with it all?
And how do I keep everyone else from finding out about it?